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Bill Hennessy
Dec 31, 2003
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Here are my resolutions (which I don’t make) for 2004:

  1. I will leave my caps lock on 24x7x364, using Title Case on the 4th of July only.

  2. I will find a way to catch and save the little, black and green detritis unloosed through dental flossing.

  3. I will convince one person each week throughout the year that someone is out to get them, and that that someone is getting closer and closer.

  4. I will write a book of little value, either as literature or criticism or entertainment.

  5. I will send letters to 27 people I don’t know asking them to send me $1,000 in exchange for nothing. If they’d prefer, they can send $500 in exchange for my favorite pieces of dental flossing byproducts.

  6. I will part my hair on the right side for 7 minutes a day.

  7. I will stare at my reflection in the mirror each morning and pretend to recognize the face.

  8. I will paint one room three different colors.

  9. I will organize my luggage by size, shape, and color.

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