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U.S. Holds Auditions for New Terrorist Mastermind

Washington, DC–Reeling from the backlash over a campaign ad that paints President Barack Obama as Osama bin Laden’s sole assassin, the White House today announced open auditions for a new global terrorist mastermind. [caption id=“attachment_12119” align=“alignnone” width=“570” caption=“Last year’s White House auditions for press secretary”][/caption] White House spokesman Jay Carney told reporters “the world needs a dangerous, evil character to worry about … and, frankly, so does the President. Reagan had the Evil Empire; Bush had the Axis of Evil. Read more →