Hennessy's View

How to Get to Heaven (I think)

God made man and woman, and man and woman screwed everything up. So, eventually, God gave up the comforts of heaven and most of the perks of being God to become a man on earth and show us how to do it right. Instead of thanking Him for the tutoring, we ridiculed, tortured, and murdered Him. Lucky for us, a few guys took notes while Jesus was here. And they published them. Read more →