Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin’ lone star beer Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
–Kinky Friedman, They Aint’ Makin’ Jews Like Jesus Anymore
I used to hate to be wrong.
In fact, most of my life, I’d deny being wrong long after all doubt had left the room.
I’d get angry when I was wrong, too. More accurately, I’d get angry when someone found out I was wrong.