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Dole: “McCain Can Win Even More States Than I Did”

Former Sentator and Republican nominee for President, Bob Dole, came to John McCain’s defense, today.  Taking umbrage at anti-McCain rhetoric from conservatives like Rush Limbaugh, Dole struck back, declaring McCain a superior candidate.  Here is the text of Dole’s message: When Bob Dole ran for president, Bob Dole lost to an unpopular, scandal-ridden Democrat who …