In 1992, I started a little company to produce and sell political t-shirts, sweatshirts, and bumperstickers. It remained at break even too long, so I folded. (Some of you might have our best-seller: I Got Wet When Clinton Soaked the Rich.) I never bought anyone else’s stuff because I’ve always thought my ideas were better.

Along comes ThoseShirts.com. I’m wearing this one right now:

My son, Patrick, has one on the way. As soon as he saw mine, he had to have.