Oh, Blasphemtree!
From the al Qaeda Christmas Album comes Islam’s favorite carole:
Oh, Blasphem-Tree!
(sung to the tune of “Oh, Tannenbaum”)
Oh, Blasphem-tree; oh, Blasphem-tree,
You fill my heart with hatred.
Oh, Blasphem-tree; oh, Blasphem-tree,
Your boughs offend Mohammed.
When I see stars and shiney bells
I want to kill the infidels.
Oh, Blasphem-tree; oh, Blasphem-tree,
Your branches anger Allah!
Oh, Blasphem-tree; oh, Blasphem-tree,
From Teheran to Rihyad. Oh, Blasphem-tree; oh, Blasphem-tree,
We have declared a jihad.
I’ll fly my jet, in Allah’s name
into the side of Notre Dame.
Oh, Blasphem-tree; oh, Blasphem-tree,
Your branches anger Allah.
I hope I haven’t reversed this trend (Michelle Malkin)