How the Deep State Will Kill Three Birds with One Stone
Biden, Kamala, and Trump are in the crosshairs
Think ahead and reason backwards.
The Deep State, which is our enemy and our only enemy, wants to make sure no populist rising can happen ever again. Their end game is the elimination of popular anything. They were “this close” to achieving their end game in 2016 with the coronation of Queen Hillary, but a bunch of “toothless, illiterate rubes” boogered it all up.
By 2020, the Deep State had a new plan: steal the election by making fear go viral and duping Trump into trusting government doctors who want to shut down the entire US economy. Then, stage a false flag attack on the US Capitol to make populism a crime.
But something went wrong. The Democrats lost their minds. They went to far, as evil always does, sucking in the pea-soup brain of Joe Biden. Biden and the Democrat Congress performed so poorly that Donald J. Trump is the leading candidate to win the 2024 election. Plus, the geriatric dementia president is actually more articulate than his Salad Shaker VEEP who recently said, “"I love Venn diagrams. I do. I love Venn diagrams. So, the three circles — and you can do more! Nobody says a Venn diagram has to only be three circles, right?"
"I love Venn diagrams. I do. I love Venn diagrams. So, the three circles — and you can do more! Nobody says a Venn diagram has to only be three circles, right?"
—Vice President of the United States, Kamala Harris
Before we answer that, let’s go back to the beginning: 2022.
In early August of 2022, polls showed that a purported Democrat June surge had abated and Republicans were on their way to historic wins in Congress and state offices. Republican momentum was coming from the Deep State’s old nemesis, Donald J. Trump.
At the time, Trump’s team had been working with the DOJ and the National Archives to resolve a dispute over formerly classified documents in the former president’s possession. Team Trump had already provided the DOJ access to the files and had installed additional security around the documents.
Without notice, on August 5, 2022, at least 30 FBI agents from the Washington DC office descended on Mar-a-Lago to conduct a raid. They spent the entire day on the premises, ejected Trump’s attorneys, ransacked private rooms, sniffed Melania’s underwear, and scurried away like rats with their stolen cheese.
I fully expected Trump to be indicted for some made-up charge in early October. But wasn’t thinking far enough ahead. I was thinking of the 2022 election, but the DOJ and FBI and DOD were thinking 2024.
The Raid on Mar-a-Lago served two purposes:
It provided a plausible cover story for the 2022 election results. The elections were rigged already in August, but the Deep State needed a narrative to explain why the Big Red Wave failed to materialize. Mar-a-Lago was it.
The raid set the field to take down the feeble-minded Biden, Trump, and Harris at the same time while positioning the Deep State’s candidate to “win” the 2024 election.
Here’s their plan:
Convince the public that one of the highest crimes against democracy is a former president in possession of classified documents. Never mind that every president in history has retained classified documents from his administration, most people are too ignorant to know that.
Appoint a special prosecutor to “investigate” Trump. Tell him to take his time.
Root through Biden’s Corvette to find some classified stuff, and save it for the Right Time.
Once the new Congress is seated, release the Breaking News: CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS FROM BIDEN’S YEARS AS VICE PRESIDENT HAVE BEEN FOUND IN MULTIPLE LOCATIONS, INCLUDING BIDEN’S DELAWARE GARAGE.
Drip news of Biden’s additional secret caches over a period of several weeks.
Appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Biden.
At the Right Time, have Biden’s closest allies deliver the bad news in the company of the special prosecutor: “Joe, I’m afraid we don’t have the votes to stop impeachment and conviction once this report reaches Congress.”
Before we go on, let’s explain the Right Time for the document story to hit the press.
Several conditions must exist going into 2024 for the Deep State to hand-pick their next president. First, Biden cannot be the Democrat nominee. Next, neither can Harris. Finally, Trump must be destroyed.
The plan came together in May of 2020, before the Democrat surge in the polls. An office in the Deep State . . .
“What if,” said the Deep State, “what if we tied a single noose around the necks of Biden and Trump? What if we made the public believe a president in possession of classified documents is the be all and end all of political corruption? What if we were to first eliminate Biden such a massive scandal, then used our treatment of a Sitting Friggin’ President to justify a vicious prosecution of the lowly former president?”
All the underlings nod and wonder at the genius of their Dear Leader.
“What am I missing?” said the Deep State Dear Leader.
A brave FBI agent spoke up. “Wouldn’t that just make Kamala Harris the Democrat nominee in twenty-four?” he said with a tinge of confusion in his voice. “Hell, I think Barron Trump could beat her.”
“You’re right,” said the Leader. “We’ll need something more. We’ll need her replacement as Veep to be someone irresistible. Someone whose bonafides are respected by Democrats and left-leaning Independents alike! We need a True Statesman!”
A female agent cleared her throat menacingly.
“Statesperson,” the Leader clarified.
“But, Chief,” the young agent said, “nobody votes for a president because of their vice president.”
“No, no, no, rookie, you’re not thinking. Kamala isn’t going to run in 2024. The veep is.”
And here’s the most interesting part of the conversation.
“The veep will be someone unobjectionable to the Republican Senate Leader. We will let him pick. It could be a Republican or a Democrat or who knows what? Celebrity candidates are all the rage now. It could be Kanye or Tulsi Gabbard or even Colon Powell! Someone who comes across as the adult in the room.
“We can even let the Republicans win a few battles in the Senate, just to prove what a stabilizing force the Veep is. In fact, we can have that Veep cast the deciding vote on a crucial bill for the Republicans!”
“Huh?” said the rookie.
“Don’t you see? Crossing the aisle, working together, putting principle before party. All those banalities will endear the Veep to the American people. We’ll flood the Sunday talk shows with Administration officials glowing over the Veep’s ability to bring the country together, to fulfill Biden’s promise to heal the nation. We’ll devise polls that show the Veep would not only beat Trump or DeSantis, but would even win the Democrat primary against President Harris.”
“But how do you keep Harris from running? And wouldn’t the Veep’s reputation take a hit if he ran against the person who appointed him in the first place?”
“Put away your childish thinking, as St. Paul said,” the Leader inaccurately told the Rookie. “Harris is a moron who slept her way to the job. We own her. She will announce that she will not seek election in 2024 due to health problems brought on by the turmoil and vicious attacks over the last three years. She will clear the path for Vice President Superstar.”
The Rookie looked at his shoes and wondered: Could this really work? It sounds like something made up by a drunk blogger.
The Leader picked up a secure phone. “Smithers,” he said, “get me Senator McConnell. National security emergency.”
McConnell gave the Leader a list of names, people who combined party androgyny, broad respect, and willingness to serve as the 47th President of the United States so long as they were guaranteed to win. We don’t yet know who they selected, but the selection was made before the Mar-a-Lago raid.
To continue with our plan:
Joe Biden is instructed to inform Kamala Harris that he intends to resign.
Kamala cackles and says, “We as a nation must come together in unity with the world because unity is what unites the world as a planet for now and future generations.”
Joe returns to the Deep State crew waiting in nervously in the Oval Office to learn his next job is to endorse Veep Superstar as the next vice president.
“Now?” Joe asks, looking confused or frightened, no one could tell for sure because of his sunglasses.
The Leader tells him he will make the announcement when the time is right. “Forget I mentioned,” says the Leader.
“Mentioned what,” says Joe.
(Sorry. I keep slipping back into dialogue. Must be the booze.)
Biden announces he will resign the president effective two weeks from that date, and adds, “The White House is working closely with President-in-Waiting Harris to nominate to the Senate a vice president all Americans will respect.”
Immediately after the announcement, reporters manage to connect with Senator Mitch McConnell who, in his shock over the news, makes a political faux pas by dropping the name of his choice for vice president. With no coincidence it’s the very same name he agreed to support many months earlier.
The news cycle miraculously abandons the logical top story of the president resigning and, instead, perseverates over “who will be the new VP?”
Democrat and Republican leaders, pundits, strategists, and consultants flood the airwaves in interviews to laud Mitch McConnell’s “bi-partisan and unassailable” recommendation for vice president.
Kamala’s hands are tied. She announces the nomination of _______ as the next Vice President of the United States and asks the Senate to give the nominee its unanimous consent.
The Senate votes 92-8 in favor of the nominee.
Trump is indicted the next day.
The DOJ drags out the Trump prosecution through the 2024 election. His ankle monitor prevents him from leaving Mar-a-Lago except to appear in court or to meet with his legal team.
VEEP Superstar casts the deciding vote on a critical bill because of a tie. The VEEP votes with the unanimous Republicans.
Kamala Harris announces in November 2023 that she will not seek election in 2024, and VEEP Superstar is drafted by Democrats in almost every state.
I don’t need to tell you this is all the product of my imagination. I should inform you, though, that I am stone-cold sober as I write this. And I recommend you bookmark this post to see how close it was come January 14, 2024.
Finally, I spent half an hour putting this together, but it didn’t really fit anywhere else, so, for your viewing pleasure: