Castro Is Dead

We can close the books on the 20th century.

Castro was greeted in hell by his peers Josef Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, Mussolini, and Hitler.

Castro was last seen paddling away from the Caribbean hellhole on a raft bound for hell.

Castro leaves behind a nation trapped in the 1950s.

Repeating our top story tonight: Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is still valiantly holding on in his fight to remain dead.