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Michael Moore, the documentary-style film maker, gave birth to his fifth chin during the opening night of the Republican National Convention.
At 8 lbs., 4 oz. and 22 inches long, Al, as Moore has named him, is the largest of Moore’s many chins.
“One more and I start my own Chinese phone book,” the liberal icon quipped as paramedics strapped the undulating flesh to stretcher.
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