8:00 PM CST: Update: Brit Hume is drunk. Self-government remains on life-support
Fox New just called Ohio for Obama, meaning McCain is mathematically eliminated.
UPDATE: Looks like Obama has won Florida. Michigan and Minnesota have gone communist, joining Wisconsin.
UPDATE: Why is Major Garrett interviewing Adolf Hitler?
UPDATE 8:05: Senate Calls (that matter) John Barrasso (R) wins special election in Wyoming; Mike Enzi (R) wins re-election; Republican Pat Robert wins re-election in Kansas; Tim Johnson (D) wins re-election in SD; Dems pick up Pete Dominici’s Senate seat in New Mexico (Dems +4); Jeff Session retains his seat, as does Thad Cochran (both Republicans); the special election for Senate in Mississippi too close to call, but the Republican leads.
UPDATE 8:16: Allapundit is swinging the towel above his head in preparation for throwing.
Good night, comrades.