July 14, 2016

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Totally Had This Coming

You know how this game goes. You make a wish, I’ll do my damnedest to grant it. Because I am just that kink  kind of guy.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg, aka Notorious RBG, made a wish last week. Being a lawyer, her wish came with a contingency.

I just launched a GoFund.Me project to grant her that wish. And why not?

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a true Horatio Alger story. Born to Russian-Jewish immigrant parents, raised in the Flatbush neighborhood of Brooklyn, RBG rose the highest legal position in the United States: Supreme Court Justice.


She wasn’t quite the first woman. Republican Sandra Day O’Connor beat her. But she was a woman. And a very, very liberal woman at that.

Now, she’s asked for America’s help. She wants to retire to New Zealand. Hell, who doesn’t. But on a government pension and in advanced years, golden years in the land near Oz is a bit of stretch for the daugther of immigrants.

You have a chance to grant this old woman’s dream. But there’s a catch.

Justice Ginsburg imposed a contingency on her dream retirement: she’ll only move to New Zealand if Donald Trump wins.

I can help. As usual.

My GoFund.Me project seeks to aim $25,000 to move RBG to New Zealand. Every penny over $25,000 will go help elect Donald Trump.

If we raise $50,000, $25k goes to Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s move and $25k goes to Trump.

Please give generously. Our republic could depend on it.