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Al Gore Loses His Mind . . . again

Jenn Q Public asked if I’d heard that Al Gore–the man Don Imus described as Evil Incarnate–told a German audience that the North Pole will cease to exist in 5 years.  He held up his hand, fingers splayed, to avoid any possible confusion.

Mark the date:  according to Gore, on 12/12/2013, there will be zero ice north of the Arctic Circle.  This would an amazing change in trends since global sea ice has been growing for 20 years now.  (h/t Tom Nelson)

If he’s wrong, let’s sue him.  Here’s how.  We’ll set up a PayPal account to raise money to build a Jet Ski resort in Barrow, Alaska.  The big bucks  will to R&D of the lighting system to allow people to Jet Ski during months with zero sunlight. 

If there’s ice in January, that will seriously hurt business.  Since we based our business on a guarantee from Gore, he’ll be liable for our loses.  We’ll sue him, not only for our lost investment, for 20 years of revenue. 

Of course, if Al Gore is not a liar and a fraud, he could always sue me. 

Author: William Hennessy

Co-founder of St. Louis Tea Party Coalition and Nationwide Chicago Tea Party Persuasive design expertLatest book: Turning On Trump: An Evolution (2016)Author of The Conservative Manifest (1993), Zen Conservatism (2009), Weaving the Roots (2011), and Fight to Evolve (2016)I believe every person deserves the dignity of meaningful work as the only path to human flourishing.

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