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Festivus: Airing of Grievances

I gotta lotta problems with you people!

Bush! I understand you’re still spending more money than God could print. Knock it off and cut some programs.

Rumsfeld: What the hell are you doing? Kill those radical bastards so we can move onto Iran.

Michael Moore: You’re liar. And you’re fat.

O’Reilly: The act is old. Find a new schtick.

Dan Rather: Quit already.

UDATE: Hey, OTB has a Festivus page, too.

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