Here are my resolutions (which I don’t make) for 2004:

1. I will leave my caps lock on 24x7x364, using Title Case on the 4th of July only.
2. I will find a way to catch and save the little, black and green detritis unloosed through dental flossing.
3. I will convince one person each week throughout the year that someone is out to get them, and that that someone is getting closer and closer.
4. I will write a book of little value, either as literature or criticism or entertainment.
5. I will send letters to 27 people I don’t know asking them to send me $1,000 in exchange for nothing. If they’d prefer, they can send $500 in exchange for my favorite pieces of dental flossing byproducts.
6. I will part my hair on the right side for 7 minutes a day.
7. I will stare at my reflection in the mirror each morning and pretend to recognize the face.
8. I will one room three different colors.
9. I will organize my luggage by size, shape, and color.

Author: William Hennessy

Co-founder of St. Louis Tea Party Coalition and Nationwide Chicago Tea Party Persuasive design expertLatest book: Turning On Trump: An Evolution (2016)Author of The Conservative Manifest (1993), Zen Conservatism (2009), Weaving the Roots (2011), and Fight to Evolve (2016)I believe every person deserves the dignity of meaningful work as the only path to human flourishing.

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